Yup! You know you’re a string player, when ….
1. Your instrument costs way more than your car …
2. You’ve got a hickey, but no lover …
3. You’ll happily surrender a leg over an arm …
4. You feel sad when you see an instrument with loose strings …
5. You die a little each time you see an actor pretending to play …
6. Your dry cleaner constantly moans of rosin stains on your pants …
7. You ask for a spare G string without ever thinking twice …
8. Your left hand’s far more coordinated than your right – and you’re right handed! …
9. You stop yourself air-bowing on the train …
10. You brush at night with a bow hold …
11. You play your dictation exams on your right arm like a fingerboard …
12. You touch the hotplate and rarely feel a thing …
13. Your left ear’s slightly deafer than your right …
14. You treat your instrument better than everything and everyone around you …
15. You read all of the above and nod knowingly …
